News At A Glance #5

By ASH Smyth
April 2022

—    The Nelson Evening Mail, 13 July 1908

In 2013, JC Penney sold a kettle that looked like Adolf Hitler.

If you have a small nose you are in trouble if nature comes calling.

Alec Stewart was a member of the Club Ladysmith.

Reform is somewhere between Oxford and Prague.

Cats were born to give you fever.

Mark Hamill fought at the Battle of Mt Longdon.

Mark Wahlberg’s house is on the market for $87m.

Hookers are named after a General in the Civil War.

Sealion tongue is preferable to ox.

Most see a pope elected amid disunity.

The magnetic field in the galaxy is not continuous.

Mummy’s been having a lot of big feelings recently.

Everybody believes in free speech.