
Total Whiteout
ASH Smyth talks to RS Burnett about his Antarctic thriller debut, and the long road to publication.


On Will-fullness
Why are we so desperate to believe that William Shakespeare wasn’t William Shakespeare?


Where Was I?
Martin Rowson on the original unfilmable (and indeed unreadable) ‘anti-novel’, Tristram Shandy.

Knopper gall, ZX Spectrum
‘The gall sprawls like a thought bubble coming out of the acorn head.’ A new poem by Nathan Koblintz.


How To Make People Like You In 90 Seconds... and Hate You Forever
How to push for more, beam more… or just carry on being your cheese-eating self.

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Yeti With A Machete
Three exclusive scenes from the indie horror/adventure movie the world needs to see!


Twelve Sinhala Sayings Rendered into English
ඉබි පිහාටු : Nathan Koblintz indulges in the proverbial.

Briefs From the Field
To his distress, ASH Smyth realises it’s been five years since his last cricket match (which, even more distressingly, he was allowed to captain).

Something to Say
On their 10th wedding anniversary, Dominic Hilton dusts off his roast wedding speech for fellow Emigre editor ASH Smyth and his bride.
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Spotify Sundays: Seth Burkett on a Footballing Life
Can England beat Spain in the Euros final? Seth Burkett takes soundings from a personal history of footballing optimism.

Soul Limbo
As they capitulate to England once again at Lord's, Nicholas Lezard asks whatever happened to West Indies cricket.


Teardrop Titans
As England hang on by their fingernails at Euro 2024, Seth Burkett looks back at a rather different type of international football: his season as a pro footballer in Sri Lanka.

